A college professor reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam…
“Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it. No other excuses whatsoever!”
A smart-ass in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
“What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”
The entire class is reduced to uncontrollable laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,
“Well. In that case, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
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Maria. Sixteen. Filipina. New York. Clean freak. Liberal. Dramione. Peach yogurt. 
I just got home from school (legit) and I still have homework to do. This made me lol. I think I can do everything now. I love it.
Me too.
I’m glad it made you lol.